Borrowed from Jack....You might be DTC if.....

Ok....this is cute. Borrowed it from someone named Jack in my September DTC Group.

You might be DTC if....................

1. You have stopped stalking the postal carrier.

2. The subject lines of e-mails contain more than 3 !!!!

3. You begin wondering where all this free time came from since you stopped paper chasing

4. You are subscribed to more than 6 E-list adoption groups

5. You begin to practice squatting for the pit stops in China (squat potties)

6. You find yourself stalking the local stores for sales on baby clothes

7. You learn that scrapbook is actually a verb.

8. You start carrying around your 20 lb. bag of rice to get into shape.

9. Your kitchen table is continually cluttered with all your new cyber projects

10. Your know more about your DTC friends than your next door neighbor.

so true, so true!