Southern Women

Southern Women---Funny email

From Christy

• Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Soft skin. An easy smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl.
• Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Don't you DARE...Billy!"
• Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y'all come back, soon!" "Well, bless your heart." "Call when you can." "Can I get you a glass of tea?"
• Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity
• Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach, Shopping, Shopping at the beach
• Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Summer tans, Strapless sun dresses, Air conditioning.
• Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey, Darlin', Shugah.
• Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes, Driving Miss Daisy, Steel Magnolias, Gone With The Wind.
• Southern women know their religions: Baptist, Methodist, Football.
• Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy & Country ham and Grits, Mouth-watering biscuits with momma's homemade jelly.
• Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm: Charleston (Chawl'stn), Savannah (S'vanah), New Orleans (N'orlins), Atlanta (Addlanna)
• Southern women know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniform or tuxedos ,Men who open doors for women, and Rhett Butler, of course!
• Southern girls know their prime real estate: The Mall, The Country Club, The Beauty Salon.
• Southern girls know the four deadly sins: Having bad hair and nails, Having bad manners, Cooking bad food, and Wearing too much makeup.
• Southern girls know, men may come and go......... but their girl-friends last fahevah!

Now...... Shugah, send this to your friends who were raised in the South or the ones who wish they had been! If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your heart, just fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could.....!